Sandra Bernhard

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name = Sandra Bernhard

caption = Bernhard at the Daryl Roth Theater NYC, April 2006.
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birthplace = Flint, Michigan, U.S.
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occupation = Film, television actress, comedienne, singer
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Sandra Bernhard (born June 6 1955) is a Jewish comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy where she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. She is also famous for her close friendship to Madonna during the late 1980s. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time. She is number six on Maxim's 12 worst stand-ups of all time. [ [ The Worst Comedians of All Time on Maxim ] ]


Early life

Bernhard has often addressed her childhood in interviews and within the context of her stand-up comedy. She was born in Flint, Michigan, the daughter of Jeanette and Jerome Bernhard. [ [ Sandra Bernhard Biography (1955-) ] ] Her family soon moved to Scottsdale, Arizona. During an appearance on "The Arsenio Hall Show" she stated "I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips".

Of her family, Bernhard stated in her show "Without You I'm Nothing": "My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world". In the documentary program "Girls Who Do: Comedy", she discusses being a funny teenager. After graduating from Saguaro High School in Scottsdale, Arizona, she went to live on a kibbutz in Israel. She moved to Los Angeles at the age of 19. During that time she made ends meet working as a manicurist in a high-end salon.

Early career

Bernhard became a popular staple at The Comedy Store. As her popularity as a comedian grew she was cast as a supporting player on "The Richard Pryor Show" in 1977. Guest appearances on evening talk shows followed. Her big break came in 1983 when she was cast by Martin Scorsese to star as stalker and kidnapper Masha in the film "The King of Comedy" for which she won the National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actress. Bernhard later spoke of her contentious relationship with co-star Jerry Lewis. In a 2006 interview on "The View" she claimed he called her "Fish Lips", and that he "wanted me to fall through a glass table in my bra and panties."

She began performing her first one-woman show called "I'm Your Woman" in 1985, and an unsuccessful album version was released. Bernhard appeared in a variety of small film and television roles throughout the 1980s while crafting her stand-up routine into a more performance art oriented show. She launched an off-Broadway one woman show called "Without You I'm Nothing" in 1988 which played at The Orpheum Theatre. In 1990 it was turned into a film, also called "Without You I'm Nothing"; and into a double album of the same name. In all three she notoriously performed a ballad version of the "Prince" song "Little Red Corvette"; in the film she did a strip tease to Prince's version. The film was mostly filmed on location in 1989 in The Cocoanut Grove located in The Ambassador Hotel.

Friendship with Madonna

Around this time in her career, Bernhard developed a very close friendship with Madonna, and the two were frequently seen together in public. The two made intimations of a romantic relationship, most notably both appearing on the David Letterman show where Sandra joked that she had slept with both Madonna and her then husband, Sean Penn. However, the friendship ended badly. Neither has been direct about the reasoning, but, when asked, Bernhard often hinted at a betrayal on Madonna's part. (Bernhard would later state in her show "I'm Still Here, Damn It!" that the two had made up.)

Career after 1990

In 1991 Bernhard began playing the role of Nancy Bartlett on the hit sitcom "Roseanne". She appeared in 33 episodes between 1991 and 1997, and was one of the first actresses to portray an openly lesbian recurring character on American television. The role is one of her best known, something she has lamented in her stand-up as being both a blessing and a curse.

In September 1992, Bernhard did a nude pictorial for "Playboy". She hosted the USA networks "REEL WILD CINEMA" for two seasons beginning in 1995. Bernhard continued acting in mostly independent films and TV guest roles; forays into mainstream films such as "Hudson Hawk" and "Dallas Dolls" were all bombs. Her stand-up and one-woman shows continued to be popular, however, and in 1991 she released her first studio album, entitled "Excuses For Bad Behavior (Part One)". It was not a commercial success.

In 1995, she briefly appeared as a guest in the animated talk show Space Ghost Coast to Coast, in an episode entitled "Jerk". In 1996, she guest-starred on an episode of called "Dramatic License" in which she played a romance novelist writing about the life of the main character.

Bernhard returned to Broadway in 1998 with the show "I'm Still Here... Damn It!", which was recorded for a live comedy album. At that time of the show Bernhard was pregnant. She gave birth to daughter Cicely Yasin Bernhard on July 4, 1998. [ [ Bernhard Goes Maternal] , "CBS News", July 8, 1998, last accessed July 1, 2008. ] [ [ Sandra Bernhard a mom at 42] , "CNN", July 8, 1998, last accessed July 1, 2008. ] For the next several years she would self-record all of her live shows and release cheaply made CD-R versions which were sold in the lobby of her shows. She continued touring and making smaller films and TV guest appearances.

She returned to New York in 2006 with the Off-Broadway show "Everything Bad & Beautiful". It was her first label released CD since 1998. In 2007 she began touring with the show. The year 2007 also saw the creation of Sandra's new show, "Plan B from Outer Space". She is set to tour with the show through 2008.

Sandra was a featured guest singer with world renowned children's artist Dan Zane's Family Dance Album. The song "Thrift Shop" [ [] "Thrift Shop"]

Public controversies

In June 2006, Bernhard appeared on the television program "The View", and in a seven-minute segment, her commentary on race and politics incited two of the hosts to rage. Bernhard is not a stranger to the show, having appeared numerous times before, but her comments on Mariah Carey infuriated Star Jones, who barely made eye contact with Bernhard after the first two minutes. She was then asked by Barbara Walters to discuss her opinion of Laura Bush, which sent Republican co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck into an angry rant. Host Joy Behar, a friend of Bernhard's, then left the stage (for comedic effect), and the segment was cut short.

In August 2006, Sandra Bernhard served as the spokesperson in a commercial for Make-up Art Cosmetics (MAC). In the commercial, promoting PlushGlass lipgloss, Bernhard referred to someone who might not approve of her outspokenness as a "...little freaked out, intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch". MAC edited the line from the commercial to avoid unintentionally offending some of its customer base. [ [] "" Retrieved on 05-11-07 ]

On Sept. 19, 2008, in an "epithet-laden" [Peter Marks, [ 'Without You': Bernhard's Acid Reflex] , Washington Post, September 12, 2008; Page C01.] performance at Theater J of the Washington DC Jewish Community Center, Bernhard warned Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin that she would be gang-raped by Bernhard's "big black brothers" if she visited Manhattan. Palin had a campaign stop planned in New York City at the time. Bernhard later stated "I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views ... and then go back to Alaska." [Tracy Miller, [ Sandra Bernhard issues 'gang rape' warning to Sarah Palin] , NY Daily News, September 19th 2008.] [ [ Should Sarah Palin come to NY after Sandra Bernhard's warning?] , International Business Times, September 19, 2008.] Bernhard also warned Palin to stay away from the Old Testament and referred to Palin's Christianity as "new goyish crappy shiksa funky bullshit!" [Lynn Crosbie, [ Memo to Bernhard: If you want to attack Palin, do it like a grown-up] , Globe and Mail, September 23, 2008.] Bernhard's comments resulted in a decision by Rosie's Place, a Boston womens' shelter, to cut her act from its annual fundraiser. [ [,2933,431617,00.html Shelter Cuts Sandra Bernhard for Saying Palin Would Be Gang-Raped in N.Y.] , Fox News, October 2, 2008.]



Bernhard performs classic pop music, jazz, and blues tunes. She has released several albums (combinations of music and comedy) including:

* "I'm Your Woman" - Special Re-release in 2004
* "Without You I'm Nothing" - Special Re-release in 2004
* "Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One)"
* "I'm Still Here... Damn It!"
* "The Love Machine"
* "Hero Worship"
* "Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part Two)"
* "The Love Machine Remastered" (entirely different than "The Love Machine")
* "Giving Til it Hurts"
* "Gems of Mystery"
* "Everything Bad & Beautiful" (2006) - Re-released in 2007
* "Live and Beautiful"
* "No Intermission (Limited Edition)" [ [] " ]


* "Everybody's Young (7" Promo Vinyl Single only)
* "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)
* "Manic Superstar (Promo CD Single only)
* "Phone Sex (Do You Want Me Tonight?)"
* "On the Runway"


*"AT&T Presents Stormy Weather" song "Is That All There Is?"
* "Divas of Dance - Volume 3 (Remixes)" song "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Frisco Disco Mix)"
* "Breaking For the Holidays" (2006); song "Miracle of Lights"

All of the CDs from "The Love Machine" through "Gems..." have been cheaply produced CD-Rs, which is commonly what comedians sell at their shows. In 2004 Bernhard re-released special edition albums of "I'm Your Woman" and "Without You I'm Nothing". The re-releases of both included special tracks, as well as several guests to help attract a new audience. Bernhard has stated that "Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One)" will be re-released in late 2007.

The Smoking Popes recorded a song entitled "Sandra", a tribute to Ms. Bernhard, wherein the singer Josh Caterer professes his obsession with Sandra.


* "Confessions of a Pretty Lady" - Re-released in 1989
* "May I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra"
* "Love, Love and Love"


*"Shogun Assassin" (1980) (dubbing voice for US version)
*"Nice Dreams" (1981)
*"The King of Comedy" (1983)
*"The House of God" (1984)
*"" (1985)
*"The Whoopee Boys" (1986)
*"Casual Sex?" (1988)
*"Track 29" (1988)
*"Heavy Petting" (1989) (documentary)
*"Without You I'm Nothing" (1990)
*"" (1991) (documentary)
*"Hudson Hawk" (1991)
*"Inside Monkey Zetterland" (1992)
*"Appeared in Cracker (band)'s Music Video "Low." (1993)
*"Sandra Bernhard: Confessions of a Pretty Lady" (1994) (documentary)
*"Dallas Doll" (1994)
*"Unzipped" (1995) (documentary)
*"A Hundred and One Nights of Simon Cinema" (1995)
*"The Reggae Movie" (1995) (documentary)
*"Highlander: the Series (1996) (TV Series, episode "Dramatic Licsence")
*"Catwalk" (1996) (documentary)
*"Museum of Love" (1996) (short subject)
*"The Apocalypse" (1997)
*"Plump Fiction" (1997)
*"One Hell of a Guy" (1998) (voice only)
*"Exposé" (1998)
*"" (1998)
*"Somewhere in the City" (1998)
*"Wrongfully Accused" (1998)
*"I Woke Up Early the Day I Died" (1998)
*"" (1999) (voice) (direct-to-video)
*"Playing Mona Lisa" (2000)
*"Dinner Rush" (2000)
*"The Third Date" (2003) (short subject)
*"The N-Word" (2004) (documentary)
*"The Easter Egg Adventure" (2004) (voice)
*"Searching for Bobby D" (2005)
*"Twenty Dollar Drinks" (2006) (short subject)


External links

*imdb name|id=0000928|name=Sandra Bernhard
*amg name|2:81634
* [ Official website]
* [ Sandra's brief appearance in Philadelphia (video)]

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