Goldie Lookin Chain

Goldie Lookin Chain

Live at Leeds Festival 2005
Background information
Origin Newport, South Wales
Genres Hip hop
Comedy hip hop
Years active 2000–present
Labels Atlantic Records
Gold Dust Records
Billy Webb
Mike Balls
Adam Hussain

Goldie Lookin Chain is a comedic rap music group based in Newport, South Wales. The group produces humorous, controversial and often explicit songs that satirise hip hop, today's consumer society, the ‘chav’ culture and life in Newport and south Wales in general.



Many of the songs contain references to places and hang-outs local to Newport. Much of the humour comes from the adoption of hip-hop style and language, adapted into the local South Wales vernacular, partly to poke fun at "chav culture". Their music also satirises gangsta rap by highlighting the disparity between the band's deliberately unglamorous image, and the media hype and glamour usually associated with gangsta rap.


The group recorded 6 albums before gaining a major record deal and were signed to the East/West record label, the home of rock band The Darkness. Rumours suggest that GLC was signed after record label bosses heard The Darkness playing GLC tracks whilst on tour (source: BBC Radio 1 - GLC Documentary). GLC went on to support The Darkness in the latter stages of their UK tour.

GLC's first UK chart entry was "Half-Man Half-Machine"/"Self Suicide", which reached the top 40. When group member Dwain Xain Zedong was phoned by BBC chart presenter Wes on the Official Chart Show to be informed of this, Xain informed the rest of the band that they had reached number 1, much to the shock of the DJ. "Half Man Half Machine" was a surreal song about one of the members (Eggsy) believing he was a robot, dressing up in foil, and going to the shops to buy ten fags and some crisps. The song namechecks many well-known 1980s 8-bit computer systems including Binatone, ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64, ZX81 and BBC Micro.

In August 2004, the group reached number 3 in the UK singles chart with "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do". With the tagline "The gun is the tool, the mind is the weapon", this track - again satirising the American hip hop scene - was a popular radio hit. The B-side was album track "Soapbar".

Their first nationally-released album was called Greatest Hits, the name a play on both the group's previous lack of commercial success and their "stoner" image; it compiled a mixture of new material and selections from their previous six unofficial albums. It was released in September 2004, and debuted at number 5 in the UK Album Chart. This album was released in May 2005 in the USA with the title "Straight Outta Newport" with cover art similar to NWA's album Straight Outta Compton. However, this version of the album was missing two tracks - "Maggot" and "You Knows I Loves You".

Their next single release was "Your Mother's Got a Penis", with an accompanying video based on a supermarket theme. "Your Mother's Got a Penis" first appeared on their album The Manifesto, and reached #14 in the UK. This song is based on a sample of Greg Philinganes' track "Behind The Mask" (originally by the Yellow Magic Orchestra and later covered by Eric Clapton in 1987).

The band - informally known as "the Chain" or simply "the GLC" - released, "You Knows I Loves You", a parody of 1980s love songs from the albums Greatest Hits and The Manifesto, on 13 December 2004; this reached number 22 in the UK chart. "Your Missus Is A Nutter" is the first single from second album Safe As Fuck. The album was originally going to be called "Safety In Numbers", a tribute to the album Power in Numbers by alternative L.A. rap group Jurassic 5. The single reached #14 in the UK. They dedicated the song to Victoria Beckham, which resulted in them being summoned by the Newport mayor's office, who also objected to the title of their album, Safe as Fuck.

In June 2010 the GLC played at a student ball in Cambridge. During the last song there was a stage invasion which caused the stage to collapse; no one was injured. On September 25, 2010 the GLC hosted a celebrity golf challenge in Newport featuring Howard Marks, Dirty Sanchez, Super Furry Animals, The Automatic and many other Welsh stars.


In a further controversial incident in 2005, GLC were invited by the Football Association of Wales to perform before the World Cup qualifying match against England at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. Perhaps unsurprisingly, given the nature of the band's music and the participation of England star David Beckham, the band dedicated "Your Missus Is a Nutter" to the footballer about his wife, who was present at the match. The ensuing furore, with the Welsh football authorities having to apologise to the Beckhams (despite David Beckham appearing to take the joke in good humour) as well as expressing outrage at the band's perceived lack of respect, prompted many people to question exactly why the organisers had hired them to play in the first place. In January 2009, GLC appeared on This Feeling TV, and revealed more about the incident.[1]

On Television

In January 2006, Maggot appeared on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. He finished in third place behind Michael Barrymore and the non-celebrity Chantelle Houghton.

In 2005, Eggsy appeared on a special music edition of Celebrity Weakest Link, and proved himself to be quite astute despite his stoner image, finishing second to eventual winner Fish (born Derek William Dick, formerly of Marillion).

Rhys and Eggsy have appeared together on many TV shows as presenters and guest presenters, most recently[when?] "Sport Wales" and an Olympics TV show.

In 2010, They appeared on BBC3's 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' where three members of Goldie Lookin Chain, Rhys, Eggsy and Adam had a make under.

Return to independence, and current plans

On 7 March 2006 it was reported that the GLC had been dropped from Atlantic Records a couple of months previously and were now going to release material on their own Gold Dust Records, which was formed on 7 March 2006 by Adam Hussain. They then formed Gold Dust Records, which is to be producing more music, with an album set for release late summer 2007. There was also talk of a GLC movie at some point, but the band are focussing on their musical career first.

Shortly before they got dropped by their label, they were on tour with UK rock band Feeder. The tour was postponed until the new year when Feeder frontman Grant Nicholas developed bleeding vocal cords, whilst performing at the Brighton Centre. Then before the tour was rescheduled, the GLC were dropped. They still toured with Feeder when the tour was resumed.

Goldie Lookin Chain then co-headlined The Full Ponty music festival day one on 27 May 2006, also with Feeder.

They have also recently taken part in this year's[when?] Gumball 3000 doing a DJ set for the pre-race party and taking part in the opening stage in a Bedford Rascal Van.

The group appeared in the 17 June 2006 episode of Doctor Who Confidential, expressing their love of Doctor Who and its local Cardiff production.

In August 2006, the band performed in Ibiza as part of the Ibiza Rocks nights in San Antonio Bay at BarM. Also present at their gig were Wee Man from Jackass and Matthew Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez.

The GLC released a limited-edition album entitled Under the Counter which is a collection of songs made between 2004 and 2006, in early 2008, which was followed in March 2009 by ASBO4Life, the first GLC LP with no sampled material.

In July 2009, the band played many festivals including the main stage at Kendal Calling music festival in the Lake District.

In 2010 GLC released a remix album and a new LP called The Mix Tape Two and in December 2010 the GLC released a Christmas LP called It's a Goldie Lookin Christmas (the fairytale of Newport), featuring 12 tracks including "Dubstep Christmas" and "You'll Never Be Alone On Christmas Day".

GLC's next album will be out on the 17th October 2011 and is called "Blue Waffle", featuring new songs including "Biscuit", "I seen your mother", "K hole" and "If I told you".

Newport County

The group's association with their home city's football club stretches back to their inception as a group. They featured as a sponsor on the Newport County kit worn in the FAW Premier Cup in the 2004–05 season, and are often seen on stage in Newport County shirts. In Newport County's record-breaking 2009–10 season, GLC members provided commentary for the club's popular internet radio service.


Full time

  • Rhys from GLC aka P.Xain
  • 2Hats
  • Maggot
  • Billy Webb
  • Eggsy
  • Mystikal
  • Mike Balls
  • Adam Hussain
  • Grayham the Bear


  • One Step Down
  • DCI Burnside
  • Dipper Nan
  • Leeroy Fashions
  • C.Live
  • Rosco P
  • M.C. Flatpress
  • Stressed Armstrong



  • Don't Blame the Chain (2001)
  • Chain's Addiction (2001)
  • The Return of the Red Eye (2002)
  • The Party Album (2002)
  • Adam Hussain's Truth and Slander (2002)
  • The Manifesto (2003)
  • Greatest Hits (USA: Straight Outta Newport) (2004) UK
  • Safe as Fuck (2005) UK
  • Under the Counter (2008)
  • Asbo4Life (2009)
  • The Mix Tape Two (2010)
  • It's a Goldie Lookin Christmas (the fairytale of Newport) (2010)
  • Blue Waffle (2011)


  • "Half Man Half Machine" (Must Destroy) (2004) UK
  • "Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do" (Must Destroy/Atlantic Records)(2004) UK
  • "Your Mother's Got a Penis" (Atlantic Records)(2004) UK
  • "You Knows I Loves You" (Atlantic Records)(2004) UK
  • "Your Missus Is a Nutter" (Atlantic Records) (2005) UK
  • "R'n'B" (Atlantic Records) UK
  • "By Any Means Necessary" (Gold Dust Records)
  • "Everybody is a DJ" (Gold Dust Records)
  • "You'll Never Be Alone On Christmas Day" (Gold Dust Records)

YouTube Videos

  • "apathy" (August 26, 2008)
  • "by any means necessary" (February 16, 2009)
  • "EVERYBODY IS A DJ" (August 11, 2009)
  • "(Heal the World) Join Hands and Sing" (October 1, 2010)
  • "Dubstep Christmas" (November 23, 2010)
  • "You'll Never Be Alone On Christmas Day" (November 29, 2010)
  • "XBOX LOVE" (February 25, 2011)
  • "EASTENDERS RAP" (March 19, 2011)
  • "Fresh Prince of Cwmbran" (July 12, 2011)
  • "Ghost Town featuring 2Rude" (August 12, 2011)
  • "This Town (Stammer dubstep remix)" (September 22, 2011)

Band member mini-biographies


Mystikal (right) with a fan in Skinner St., Newport

AKA The Druid, The Alchemist, Dr. Boris Gobshite.

He is quite recognisable due to his green eyes and natural two-tone beard. He claims to have lived for 2000 years and contributes a blog-style record of his and the band's adventures both on tour and in their daily lives on the Goldie Lookin Chain website, known as Mysty's Musings.

One of the tracks featuring his rap is based on 'Englishman In New York' by Sting. Another track has samples from 'The Model' by German synth group Kraftwerk. In his rap for the record R'n'B, he name-checks Enya and the track Orinoco Flow. He has also rapped on the intro to a track called 'Paranoia' which is based musically on the track Walking in the Air, which was made famous by fellow Welsh warbler Aled Jones as a young chorister.


AKA Mr Love-Eggs, Rene La Loux, Chon Benwa Balls, Raphael de la Ghetto, Professor Doppelganger, Pele Maradona, Arther Zico, Fresh Prince Charles Of Cwmbran, His real name is John Rutledge.

He is most famously known for pretending to be a robot on the track "Half Man, Half Machine". He has appeared on Irish radio station Q102 (presenter was Pete Wilson) talking about the song "Your Missus Is A Nutter" and the album "Safe as Fuck". It was also quoted in a podcast that his real-life name was Jonothan.

In the track "Professor Doppelganger", the Professor Doppelganger character interviews several of the other AKA characters under hypnosis, so Eggsy is actually speaking to himself in different voices. He is a big fan of the children's TV show The Moomins. Eggsy also Reviews horror films on Shonk Video with Rhys, which can be seen on You tube.

Adam Hussain

AKA Benny Blanco, Short Term, Draw Ambassador, Professor Bongo.

He is the only member of The GLC to have an album (Adam Hussain's Truth & Slander) named after him. Adam's Nan features on one track (Nan Jam) and according to Adam's rap she's 84. The track "Charmschool" is based on the original theme tune for the 1980s TV show Grange Hill.

Adam is a fan of the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He has also featured on the show Doctor Who Confidential along with other members of the band displaying his large collection of over 250 Doctor Who videos and DVDs. Adam grew up in Leeds. He has often spoken of being bullied at school for being good at sports.


AKA Hatsy, 2000AD, The Shotgun Surgeon, Rape Balaclava, Stand-By, Hate Society[citation needed], Smack Boy, Knobber Cloutface.

He is recognisable by his wearing of two hats (hence his nickname). His nickname is also a play on the British swear word Twats. He fronts the track Shotgun Surgery.

Rhys from GLC

AKA Zardoz, P.Xain, Dwain Xain Zedong. He writes, produces and creates mixes for all of the tracks the band have made and also creates music for his own projects. Also know for his work in the kitchen and he has had several recipes published although he turned down an offer to appear on Celeb Master Chef. He is also a keen inventor and has several innovative products awaiting Patent. Between 2007 and 2008 Rhys and Eggsy presented the week day drive time shows on XFM South Wales. Rhys also occasionally stands for comedian Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales with Eggsy. Rhys and Eggsy also introduce the shows on MTV UK on Sunday evenings. Rhys is also the manager of German techno band DIGITALsex. Rhys also DJs across the world with Eggsy. Rhys is also one of eight celebrities chosen to participate in an intense week learning Welsh in an eco-friendly chic campsite in Pembrokeshire in the series cariad@iaith:love4language shown on S4C in July 2011.

Mike Balls

Claimed by many to be 'The Hardest Man in Soccer Violence, Mike is an avid supporter of Liverpool FC.

He headlines on tracks such as "Dogporn" and "Mike Balls Unofficial World Cup Anthem". According to an interview for the online site for S4C (Welsh Channel 4), the animal Mike would most like to be is an octopus.

Billy Webb

AKA Tim Westcountry, DVS, The Optician

The youngest member of the GLC crew. Billy has appeared on the Irish Radio show Q102 (presenter Pete Wilson) speaking about his relations in Ireland, Maggot in Celebrity Big Brother, and the band Sparks because he and Eggsy were pretending to be The Mael Brothers on Big Brother's Little Brother.

Billy is also a fully qualified landscape gardener. He is normally to be seen wearing leisurewear, and is most recognisable by his tennis-style head-bands.

DCI Burnside

He is the real life brother of Billy Webb. His nickname is taken from a character, Detective Chief Inspector Frank Burnside, in the ITV show The Bill. He features on the intro to "Superhero".

Dipper Nan

He features on the hidden track "Bedsit" with fellow GLC member Maggot. His real name is Dan Tracey.

Rosco P

His nickname comes from the 80s TV show "The Dukes Of Hazzard" after Sheriff Coltrane with the same name although the "P" apparently stands for pubes. He used to play for Sheffield United's youth team. His real name is Ross Craven and by day he works at Cassidian Systems Ltd. in Newport.

MC Flatpress

MC Flatpress - (AKA Dave Cocaine). Conceived, co-wrote and performs on the track Soapbar. Flatpress is currently working on other projects under the name 'Flash Back Arrester'

Grayham the Bear

Ex Newport Resident DJ ( he was sacked for playing Sit Down by James), Gray stepped in to pick up when 2Hats took some 'paternity leave' from the band and has joined the Chain full time recording many high quality raps since 2007. Grayham owns a dog called Eric that he lets sleep in his bed and lick his mouth. Eric also stars in the GLC video for the song (heal the world) Join hands and sing.

Nicknamed 'the Bear' because of his impressive chest hair, Grayham also fronts The Tenant's Supermen (who have now split up) with Adam Hussain.


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